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    Facts of life

    شاطر

    Black_Beard
    عضو بأول مشاركاته
    عضو بأول مشاركاته

    ذكر
    عدد الرسائل : 33
    العمر : 30
    تاريخ التسجيل : 10/07/2008

    Facts of life

    مُساهمة من طرف Black_Beard في الإثنين سبتمبر 22, 2008 10:20 pm

    ~*¤ô§ô¤*~*¤ô§ô¤*~(Facts Of Life )~*¤ô§ô¤*~*¤ô§ô¤*~


    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

    Smart boss + dumb employee = production

    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime




    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
    .



    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

    spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.





    HAPPINESS



    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to Understand her at all.



    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

    They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at

    funerals.



    My Best Wishes


    black_beard

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